The Kitsap Trailer Park Pageant

YeeeeeeeeeeHawwwwwwwww Y'all! Grab your Miller Light (I'm watching my figure), grab ya mammie, and BYOLC (Bring ya own lawn chair) because it's time to crown the first at the

Kitsap Trailer Park Pageant!

Be sure to grab a seat and order you up one of our specialty drinks for the Pageant, grab some grub, and laugh your ass off as you watch aspirants compete for the title of Kitsap's FIRST Trailer Park being! We have Queens, Kings, AND Beings ready to strut their mullet around the runway for that crown! They will have to compete in front of a panel of judges AND will have the opportunity to win the audience's hearts for BONUS points to their score! Ohhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Layers! Ogres, onions, and this pageant!

Hosted by sister cousins - Sacred Heart and Victoria Joy


Categories include:

1. Yard Sale Attire / Q&A
2. Bedroom Wear
3. Side Hustle Realness
4. Talent

Crowning Ceremony


Judges Panel -

Damion Sinister-Heart
Allie Mirage Paradisco
Pixiedust Riot
Show Daddy
Destiny Miller


Contestants -

Sara Monet Paradisco
Kiran Chaotic
River Evergreen
D'Angelo Danger
Azure Evergreen
PH0EN!X

Tunes spinnin' from our fabulous DJ: Man Panion

Tickets are available online or at the door. Click the link on this event page to visit the JoyHeart online box office!


See y'all soon!
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